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A Decent-Sized Whoop

Evening! I'm Jeremy. I'm a nineteen year-old Clark University student. This blog is mostly incessant ramblings about writing and some humorous anecdotes starring me as your protagonist. And some pictures. Allons-y!
May 20 '13

There are those people that say that they don’t read. I really wanna know what the fuck they do all day.

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May 19 '13
averypotterurl: #i’m just a bill yeah i’m only a bill and i’m jogging here on capitol hill

averypotterurl:

#i’m just a bill yeah i’m only a bill and i’m jogging here on capitol hill

(Source: fuckyeah1990s)

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May 19 '13
bugkiss: david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

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Feb 12 '13

I love when Newt Gingrich tries to stay relevant. It’s like watching Bon Jovi.

1 note Tags: Politics newt gingrich bon jovi

Feb 7 '13

Books, beer, and Top Chef.

Tags: snow day

Feb 3 '13

So I had this pint of ice cream and I put it in the freezer but something went wrong and it turned into ice cream soup so I put it in again and then it resolidified back into ice cream so as far as I’m concerned everybody wins today because I have ice cream again.

2 notes Tags: deep shit

Jan 30 '13
mountmushroom: Oh John. 

mountmushroom:

Oh John. 

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Jan 27 '13

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

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Jan 27 '13

Best short story in Dubliners by James Joyce?

fuckyeahjoyce:

n3rdy:

⠀

Depends on what you mean by “best” and whether you consider “The Dead” a short story or a novella.

Araby!

Or maybe Counterparts.

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Jan 25 '13

renkris:

RED, the blood of angry men!

BLACK, the dark of ages past!

TEA, a drink with jam and bread!

That will bring us back to DOE, doe, doe, doe…

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Jan 22 '13

The West Wing fandom role call:

cjsgoldfish:

Seeing as how there are so many new fans since it was put on Netflix, I want to make a huge list of everyone who considers themselves a member of TWW Fandom.

You don’t have to have a TWW url, avatar, make gifs or edits or even have seen the whole show yet to be in the fandom; but please reblog this if you consider yourself in the fandom and I will add your URL to a list and post it next week sometime.

image 

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Jan 16 '13

Just saw the most batshit insane version ofTaming of the Shrew.I don’t even know how to handle it.


Someone had green hair. And one character was a woman even though she should have been a man.

Tags: billy shakespeare

Jan 12 '13
Ron Weasley’s inbox 

Ron Weasley’s inbox 

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Jan 12 '13

John Green's Stories, as a Family

  • Looking For Alaska: Smart, successful oldest sibling, against which all other family members are measured.
  • Paper Towns: Youngest sibling, tried being just like the first one but it isn't quite the same, makes up for it by being sort of funnier.
  • Will Grayson, Will Grayson: Half-brother. Obviously.
  • This is Not Tom: Crazy uncle that you try not to invite to things. You're certain that underneath his cryptic ravings about the government is something interesting, but it isn't worth the effort.
  • Let It Snow: Uncle that you're pretty sure is dating two women at once (with their knowledge), you only invite him over at Christmas. They come too.
  • Zombicorns: Strange younger cousin that makes a living as an extra in B Horror movies.
  • The Fault in Our Stars: Long-lost sibling that hasn't been seen in twelve years, turns out to be even more beloved and successful than LFA, making LFA jealous.
  • Katherines: Forgotten middle child. Nearly left this one off the list. My bad.

18 notes Tags: john green looking for alaska paper towns the fault in our stars

Jan 12 '13

owls-and-shit:

nostalgic-owls:

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pooh has just shoved the equivalent of his own internal organs back into his body like it was no big deal.

No bothers were given that day.

No bothers given.

No bothers.

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